GRIEVANCES AND TAINTS
The other morning I was sitting on the couch watching the latest DVR episode of Saturday Night Live with Louis C.K. (it was terrible BTW) and they did a skit where C.K. heads to his ex-girlfriend’s...
View ArticleLAWLESS (2012) FOUR TOP HATS
I couple of days ago, I took another bath whether I needed it or not, and swam to England. Once I got there and dried off, I rented one of those weird cars the English drive and hand delivered a...
View ArticleTHE UNINVITED (2009) THREE TOP HATS
I didn’t know much about this movie – or why I even Netflix-ed it – so when it showed up I was all – what the fuck is this PG-13 shit? Then I saw Emily Browning and I was all: “JAIL BAIT!!!!!” (JB)...
View ArticleAN IPC ORIGINAL MOTION PICTURE! LUKE ABBOTT: ORACLE OF FILM (2014)
WOW – just LOOK at that BEAUTIFUL movie poster I made!! CLASSY!!!! Today’s the BIG DAY!!! The moment that TWO people have been waiting for!!! WOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Grab your popcorn, your hot...
View ArticleLUKE ABBOTT: THE ORACLE OF FILM – DELETED SCENES!!!!
Happy Friday!!! Whether you’re feeling the effects of too much turkey and stuffing or out standing in long lines waiting to get a new TV or clock radio – we have something very special to present to...
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